Die Hard
11-19-2004, 01:15 PM
A blonde lady gets on plane in LA heading for New York and sits at the front of the plane in Business class.
A flight attendant checking tickets notices that hers is an economy ticket and politely explains that she hadn't paid for a business class seat and asks her to move back down to economy.
She replies "I'm blonde and beautiful and I'll sit wherever I like!
So the Senior flight attendant tries the same thing and gets the same reply. She simply refuses to budge.
Eventually the Captain is called to speak with her. He casually bends down and talks quietly into her ear. Immediately the blonde gets up and walks into economy and sits in the correct seat without a problem.
They all said "What the hell did you say to her?" To which the Captain replies "Oh, I just told her the front of the plane wasn't going as far as New York!"
A flight attendant checking tickets notices that hers is an economy ticket and politely explains that she hadn't paid for a business class seat and asks her to move back down to economy.
She replies "I'm blonde and beautiful and I'll sit wherever I like!
So the Senior flight attendant tries the same thing and gets the same reply. She simply refuses to budge.
Eventually the Captain is called to speak with her. He casually bends down and talks quietly into her ear. Immediately the blonde gets up and walks into economy and sits in the correct seat without a problem.
They all said "What the hell did you say to her?" To which the Captain replies "Oh, I just told her the front of the plane wasn't going as far as New York!"