Taxes Suck!

[Dissectional]

Just filed my state and federal return. What a crock of sh!t. From now on, all my work is under the table! Down with taxes!
I am going to become a corporate pirate! :yohoho:

[Slash]

Move to Texas, we don't have that ridiculous state income tax.

[Dissectional]

I oughtta! To hell with Michigan!

[SALvation]

I love tax time. I claim zero so come Feb it is major cha-ching time!

[Dissectional]

That is what I thought, cha-ching. Instead I get ppbbbbt! :bandhead:

[::: DARK PSI :::]

Originally posted by Dissectional@Jan 27 2003, 11:53 PM
That is what I thought, cha-ching. Instead I get ppbbbbt! :bandhead:
It all comes down to one word...

ITEMIZE! and itemize well. Write everything off. You will be amazed how much money you make back at tax time. This time of year is a great time!!!!

[SALvation]

I look forward to doing my taxes more than xMas :D

[Pure_Evil]

Just think Diss, you got a deduction in the oven!

[Grimmy]

Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Jan 27 2003, 10:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Jan 27 2003, 10:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Dissectional@Jan 27 2003, 11:53 PM
That is what I thought, cha-ching. &nbsp;Instead I get ppbbbbt&#33; :bandhead:
It all comes down to one word...

ITEMIZE&#33; and itemize well. Write everything off. You will be amazed how much money you make back at tax time. This time of year is a great time&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
I have to buy more tools for work to do that. Don&#39;t you have to spend so much, work related stuff before you can itemize?

[Slash]

Yes, you have to get beyond the standard deduction.

[Dissectional]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil@Jan 27 2003, 11:03 PM
Just think Diss, you got a deduction in the oven&#33;
Oh brother....I hope you don&#39;t consider that a high point&#33;? :oooo:

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by Dissectional+Jan 28 2003, 07:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dissectional @ Jan 28 2003, 07:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Pure_Evil@Jan 27 2003, 11:03 PM
Just think Diss, you got a deduction in the oven&#33;
Oh brother....I hope you don&#39;t consider that a high point&#33;? :oooo: [/b][/quote]
My friend, sometimes you just have to look for the bright spot, especially when you can&#39;t find the wet spot&#33; :thumbs:

[SALvation]

Originally posted by Slash@Jan 28 2003, 06:35 AM
Yes, you have to get beyond the standard deduction.
Mortgage interest, medical expenses, and stock losses are just a couple of other things that you can deduct.

[Sepra]

I&#39;m self employed so I get to write of alot of things. Plus three kids&#33; We&#39;re buying a second computer with our tax dollars&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wootrock: (hopefully) Taxes are rediculous here in Massachussetts. They dont call it Taxachussetts for nothing&#33; :wacko:

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by _Sepra_@Jan 28 2003, 09:03 AM
I&#39;m self employed so I get to write of alot of things. Plus three kids&#33; We&#39;re buying a second computer with our tax dollars&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wootrock: (hopefully) Taxes are rediculous here in Massachussetts. They dont call it Taxachussetts for nothing&#33; :wacko:
Sepra, i like the new look :thumbs:

[Gun Element]

heh taxes never heard of them :oooo:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Jan 28 2003, 09:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Jan 28 2003, 09:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--_Sepra_@Jan 28 2003, 09:03 AM
I&#39;m self employed so I get to write of alot of things. * Plus three kids&#33; * We&#39;re buying a second computer with our tax dollars&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :wootrock: *(hopefully) *Taxes are rediculous here in Massachussetts. *They dont call it Taxachussetts for nothing&#33; :wacko:
Sepra, i like the new look :thumbs: [/b][/quote]
Thanx evil&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; wub .....I liked it too&#33;

[OUTLAWS Jag]

taxes are great with 3 kids thats 3K automatic then you add in all your deductions that equals boku dollars.... I love tax time :wootrock: