Thundarr
12-06-2004, 05:40 PM
Eric asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first
got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
"You've Got Male"
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first
got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
"You've Got Male"