Thundarr
12-08-2004, 06:07 PM
A guy was eating in his favorite Ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He called the waiter over and asked for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepted it, she was his. The waiter got the bottle and quickly took it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman sitting over there.
She looked at the wine and sent a note over to the man. The note read.
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckled, and sent a note of his own back to her. His note read, "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches." "JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK"
She looked at the wine and sent a note over to the man. The note read.
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckled, and sent a note of his own back to her. His note read, "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches." "JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK"