THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...

[Grimmy]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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[TheUltimateWarrior]

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[OUTLAWS Jag]

Good one Grimmy!! :rofl: :lol: :wootrock:

[OUTLAWS Behind You?]

Good ones Grimmy, here's another:

Rolling window down, say, "I'll have a double chessburger, fries and a large diet coke." And then roll the window back up.

[Grimmy]

Originally posted by OUTLAWS Behind You?@Jan 28 2003, 02:48 PM
Good ones Grimmy, here's another:

Rolling window down, say, "I'll have a double chessburger, fries and a large diet coke." And then roll the window back up.
:lol: Have you ever done that?? I would pay to see someone do that! :rofl:

[Intense Fury]

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[Strider]

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[Diablo]

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[Sauron]

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[ME BIGGD01]

when the officer asks you why you were speeding, you should say because i didnt see you.

[Phoenix]

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Good Ones

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by ME BIGGD01@Jan 28 2003, 05:07 PM
when the officer asks you why you were speeding, you should say because i didnt see you.
I have said that one.
the cop found it quite funny and let me go.
And I am glad he did not search the trunk.

[Sepra]

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good one grim!!

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:lol: Too funny Grimmy!

[Casanova]

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[666vicious666]

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