Bubba's Dead

[Thundarr]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.

Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl
said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in
to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's
pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$holes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two a$$holes. Every time we went to town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a$$holes

[BobtheCkroach]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.

Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl
said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in
to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's
pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$holes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two a$$holes. Every time we went to town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a$$holes

Ah ha ha ha ha!!!

Nice one, Thundarr!

[Alexis SC430]

Eeesh... where do you get these?

[Thundarr]

Eeesh... where do you get these?

Friends in Florida...

[solid snake295]

:rofl: good one

[merkwannabe]

I couldn't help but cry for Bubba. :cry:

[FUS1ON]

Good one Thundarr :D

Bob you get to go sit in the corner for 1 hour for breaking rule #69, article 2, subsection of the United rules on forum posting. It states that it is unlawful to post 2nd in a thread and quote the 1st post and is punishable by death, but i'm going to let you off easy this time. Trips me out when peeps do that, like we don't know what post you are repling to. :P

[Die Hard]

Good one Thundarr :D

Bob you get to go sit in the corner for 1 hour for breaking rule #69, article 2, subsection of the United rules on forum posting. It states that it is unlawful to post 2nd in a thread and quote the 1st post and is punishable by death, but i'm going to let you off easy this time. Trips me out when peeps do that, like we don't know what post you are repling to. :P
Totally agree Shoggie :P

[BobtheCkroach]

Good one Thundarr :D

Bob you get to go sit in the corner for 1 hour for breaking rule #69, article 2, subsection of the United rules on forum posting. It states that it is unlawful to post 2nd in a thread and quote the 1st post and is punishable by death, but i'm going to let you off easy this time. Trips me out when peeps do that, like we don't know what post you are repling to. :P

ROFL! Sorry...that's a pretty good point, though. I've never thought of it. From now on, I won't do it...except in your threads. :P

[Pure_Evil]

ROFL! Sorry...that's a pretty good point, though. I've never thought of it. From now on, I won't do it...except in your threads. :P
I"m starting to like him. :thumbs:

[BobtheCkroach]

I"m starting to like him. :thumbs:

Yeah! I'm starting to have a friend!

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

Rofl! :D

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

Thanks Thundarr. Keep 'em comin'! :thumbs:

[_Strangelove]

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[T I K]

Great Thundarr !! LMAO !! :D