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Thundarr
05-11-2005, 04:52 AM
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to
the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed
away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped
home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land
for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000
to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to
spend only $150?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he
was buried here and Three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."

CaptainKeyes
05-11-2005, 05:02 AM
:rofl:

BobtheCkroach
05-11-2005, 05:15 AM
ROFL! Your jokes are always the best! Thank Thundarr!

Die Hard
05-11-2005, 08:11 AM
That was hilarious. Nice find :funny:

OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
05-11-2005, 10:31 AM
Good one! :D

OUTLAWS high ping camper
05-11-2005, 01:51 PM
Laughing out loud, thanks Thundarr.

Slice
05-11-2005, 04:34 PM
Ha Ha :rofl: