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Thundarr
05-11-2005, 04:57 AM
****** APPLES AND WINE ******


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples
at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share
this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already
been picked! Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
05-11-2005, 10:33 AM
I got to start my day out with some laughter. Thanks Thundarr. I enjoy those jokes. :thumbs:

Pure_Evil
05-11-2005, 10:55 AM
Thundarrs buying at the next Lanwar guys :D

OUTLAWS high ping camper
05-11-2005, 01:50 PM
I like apple sauce. :)

Alexis SC430
05-13-2005, 04:36 AM
Umm... eww...