Die Hard
05-27-2005, 01:48 PM
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth" says the dwarf,"can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nith eyth", says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nith eerth,' he says 'now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that .. Can I see her wun awound?"
"What sort of horse?" said the owner
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth" says the dwarf,"can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nith eyth", says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nith eerth,' he says 'now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that .. Can I see her wun awound?"