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(Villains) Crazy Idiot
06-24-2005, 11:32 AM
- Gun Shop Owner : "Hi, How can I help you?

- Client : "I'm lookin' for a gun."

- Owner : "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"

- Client : (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."

- Owner : (very surprised): "Why do you need 44 magnum?"

- Client : "It's for shootin' at cans."

- Owner : (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."

- Client : (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."

- Owner : "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"

- Client: "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Maro-cans......"

ME BIGGD01
06-24-2005, 11:47 AM
yikes!:eek:

Caged Anger
06-24-2005, 12:36 PM
:eek: :D

OUTLAWS high ping camper
06-24-2005, 05:01 PM
Oh no! That is baaaaaaaaad.......made my coffee come out my nose! I hope everyone can find the absurd humor in that joke, and not be offended. :)

Death Engineer
06-25-2005, 02:20 AM
<~~ not amused

Pure_Evil
06-25-2005, 03:17 AM
got any salt? :watchmovi



mmmmm :rolleyes:

Mad Fox
06-25-2005, 10:56 PM
This could be potentionally dangerous