(Villains) Crazy Idiot
06-24-2005, 11:32 AM
- Gun Shop Owner : "Hi, How can I help you?
- Client : "I'm lookin' for a gun."
- Owner : "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
- Client : (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
- Owner : (very surprised): "Why do you need 44 magnum?"
- Client : "It's for shootin' at cans."
- Owner : (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
- Client : (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
- Owner : "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"
- Client: "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Maro-cans......"
- Client : "I'm lookin' for a gun."
- Owner : "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
- Client : (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
- Owner : (very surprised): "Why do you need 44 magnum?"
- Client : "It's for shootin' at cans."
- Owner : (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
- Client : (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
- Owner : "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"
- Client: "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Maro-cans......"