Pure_Evil
08-06-2005, 03:40 PM
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra.
> The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
> "Why not?" asked the man.
>
> "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
>
> "But I need it really bad," said the man.
>
> "Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
>
>
> The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife
> will be here on Saturday; and my
> wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
>
> The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
> have to come in on Monday morning
> so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
>
> On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
>
> The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
>
> The man said, "No one showed up!" :eek:
> The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
> "Why not?" asked the man.
>
> "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
>
> "But I need it really bad," said the man.
>
> "Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
>
>
> The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife
> will be here on Saturday; and my
> wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
>
> The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
> have to come in on Monday morning
> so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
>
> On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
>
> The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
>
> The man said, "No one showed up!" :eek: