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Caged Anger
08-07-2005, 08:24 PM
From this day forth, I declare complete and unconditional war upon the bee kingdom! Beginning this afternoon I will strike out at any bee, no matter how big, small, or harmless it may be with pesticides, water guns, fire extinguishers, and gasoline.

I strongly urge that many follow my lead and do such as I completely sick and tired of being stung :mad:. This is my decree and I will hold fast to it til the end :devil:

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
08-07-2005, 08:38 PM
I have been doing that for years. Sorry your not the first and it's a battle you will never win.

Dan2
08-07-2005, 08:56 PM
Dursban is your friend. It is kryptonite for bees.:devil:

http://www.dowagro.com/turf/prod/dursban.htm

::: DARK PSI :::
08-07-2005, 10:35 PM
My war continues. I too will not rest until everyone of these hell spawned creatures is DESTROYED! :mad:


BTW do you mean bees or Yellow Jacket Wasps. Bees are fine, they do not annoy as much as Yellow Jackets. Wasps are the most evil creature on the planet.. IMHO. :D

FUS1ON
08-07-2005, 11:33 PM
As many of you know, I live in Shreveport. Wait until you have these bastages 35 miles from you.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/07/30/african.bees.ap/

OUTLAWS Tip
08-07-2005, 11:41 PM
I've never been stung by a bee.
:D

I did get bit by a wasp once though.
:P

Bingo
08-08-2005, 12:47 AM
Least we don't have to deal with these little evil demons...

Japanese Giant Hornet

Pic:
http://www.masterbeekeeper.org/stinging/image/giant2.jpg

Info:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/10/1025_021025_GiantHornets.html

Up to 2 inches long with a 3 inch wingspan!!

Bingo

SoulReaver
08-08-2005, 03:28 AM
I never got stung by a bee before, came close though while I was in France. Put on some sandals and bam! Crap did it hurt but luckily it only poked its stinger a tiny bit into my skin.

Mad Fox
08-08-2005, 12:38 PM
I hate bees one time I was stung on my foot my a mud bee and my foot swelled up to the size of an elephants foot for a week

Goober
08-08-2005, 01:21 PM
As a surveyor I work in outside a lot. I have been stung over a hundred times by yellow jackets (not all at once, thank God!) I think maybe ten at a time was the worst. I was clearing line about 25 years ago through some dense brush and cut a hornets nest in half with my machete, I have never run so fast in my life, only got stung four times. Wasp have dropped on me out of trees I'm cutting on and stung the crap out of me, and sweat bees are a constant irritation during the summer. So as you can tell I have no love for stinging insects.
Honey bees, however are a very neccesary part of the plant reproduction cycle (see pollination) and I do love honey on my bisquits. So leave them alone! The rest you can smash, squirt, set fire to and slap all you want.

BobtheCkroach
08-08-2005, 01:38 PM
I don't see the problem with bees so much - they're slow enough that you can usually kill them, even with your hand (if you're that "daring" - it's never bothered me). Heck, bee stings don't even hurt that bad. Personally, I hate horseflies and deerflies. Those suckers are huge and hurt WAY more, at least to me. Additionally, they're way faster and you stand almost no chance of killing one.

When I get attacked by a bee, I generally either clap at it or stand still and let it land, then smash it.

When a horsefly or deerfly attacks, and I scream, flail and run like a sissy.

SoulReaver
08-08-2005, 02:20 PM
Pfft I just continue doing whatever I'm doing when there is a horsefly or deerfly there. They don't sting ya unless you irritate them

OUTLAWS high ping camper
08-08-2005, 03:37 PM
My last run in, was with a wasp. It took a chunk out of my belly, and I sqealed like a stuck pig.
My wife looked at me like I was going crazy. :D

EXEcution
08-08-2005, 04:16 PM
http://www.ilovebees.com/

This is a great site about bees. See for yourself...

SoulReaver
08-08-2005, 05:35 PM
http://www.ilovebees.com/

This is a great site about bees. See for yourself...Wasn't that Microsoft's site to gain publicity for Xbox 360 or H2? I forgot which one it was.

Nitro
08-08-2005, 10:44 PM
I kill bees with my hands by clapping them and smashing the bastards. Then, I proceed to rip them in half and crushing the head, further ensuring that they are infact, deceased.
sometimes, if I'm in a melancholic mood, I will proceed to soak the bee =/s/beehave/hornets nest, in acetone, lighting a match, thorwing it, and walking away.
I am a bee's worst enemy.

Caged Anger
08-09-2005, 12:43 AM
I kill bees with my hands by clapping them and smashing the bastards. Then, I proceed to rip them in half and crushing the head, further ensuring that they are infact, deceased.
sometimes, if I'm in a melancholic mood, I will proceed to soak the bee =/s/beehave/hornets nest, in acetone, lighting a match, thorwing it, and walking away.
I am a bee's worst enemy.

I like your style :D :thumbs:

EXEcution
08-09-2005, 04:45 PM
Wasn't that Microsoft's site to gain publicity for Xbox 360 or H2? I forgot which one it was.
Something like that. :D
Its made using corrupt javascript I think, pretty funny and kinda creepy too.

inakaotaku
08-11-2005, 07:45 PM
Sorry but I've only been stung three times in my life and I've eaten honey thousands of times so I can't join the fight. Killer bees suck though, (my friend got stung six times by a swarm on his arm and it swelled up so much he got stretch marks) I'll help with those.