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Death Engineer
08-08-2005, 02:42 PM
I found these pretty funny.




FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while ... better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything!!!

Elem3ntal
08-08-2005, 03:36 PM
:rofl: Lol nice :thumbs:

Mad Fox
08-08-2005, 03:55 PM
:rofl:

OUTLAWS high ping camper
08-08-2005, 06:50 PM
Thanks DE. :thumbs:

OUTLAWS Spike
08-08-2005, 08:26 PM
funny stuff there DE, thx :rofl: