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OUTLAWS Behind You?
02-05-2003, 05:44 PM
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your
breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long
will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife
stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for
your butt, didn't it?" he replied.......

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again....
Saretta
02-05-2003, 05:45 PM
:w00t: :rofl:
Pure_Evil
02-05-2003, 05:48 PM
OMG! :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :w00t:

So true!!!!!
ForrestFunk
02-05-2003, 05:49 PM
:lol:
GOLLUM
02-05-2003, 06:12 PM
:lol: :rofl:
DeathAngel
02-05-2003, 06:17 PM
Thats just crule!


:bawling:
Sauron
02-05-2003, 06:28 PM
:w00t: :rofl: :w00t:
OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
02-05-2003, 06:42 PM
:lol: Good one!
Grimmy
02-05-2003, 06:49 PM
:lol:
Sirc
02-05-2003, 07:18 PM
:lol: That was great! :rofl:
OUTLAWS high ping camper
02-06-2003, 05:23 AM
Good one Behind You. Thanks. :)
OUTLAWS Ada
02-06-2003, 01:20 PM
Outrageous! :w00t:

:rofl:
Sepra
02-06-2003, 02:03 PM
hehehe :rofl:
Nobody
02-06-2003, 03:31 PM
:rofl: :thumbs:
unforgiven
02-06-2003, 04:21 PM
:lol:
Death-Dude
02-06-2003, 04:39 PM
I'll be sure to credit YOU with that gem when I send it to my wife!! :rofl:
OUTLAWS Jag
02-06-2003, 09:15 PM
:lol: :rofl:
OUTLAWS Behind You?
02-06-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Death-Dude@Feb 6 2003, 10:39 AM
I'll be sure to credit YOU with that gem when I send it to my wife!! :rofl:
Hey, you forward it, you take the credit, not me :angel: ....Just tell her it came to me from our female administrator type person. :thumbs:


:lol:
Death-Dude
02-06-2003, 09:42 PM
"Listen, honey, it's that nasty awful Behind You, not me. I just sent it ahead to show you just what he's like. I can't believe he'd tell such an insensitive joke. Don't you worry, hell get a piece of my mind"

(waits to see if she buys it, then mutters to himself "Whew, close one")

:rofl: :thumbs:
OUTLAWS Behind You?
02-06-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by Death-Dude@Feb 6 2003, 03:42 PM
"Listen, honey, it's that nasty awful Behind You, not me. I just sent it ahead to show you just what he's like. I can't believe he'd tell such an insensitive joke. Don't you worry, hell get a piece of my mind"

(waits to see if she buys it, then mutters to himself "Whew, close one")

:rofl: :thumbs:
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