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OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
02-06-2003, 04:51 PM
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here lies my wife-Cold as ever.' "

"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here lies my husband-Stiff at last.' " :lol:
Sauron
02-06-2003, 05:02 PM
:rofl:
FUS1ON
02-06-2003, 05:05 PM
Oooooh! :lol:
DeathAngel
02-06-2003, 05:07 PM
:D hehehehe NICE1



:thumbs: :bawling:
Pure_Evil
02-06-2003, 05:08 PM
Doesn't say much for the wife that he has to die to get a stiffy. I get one when my wife says hi! :devil:
SPAWN
02-06-2003, 05:21 PM
lol :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
Saretta
02-06-2003, 05:41 PM
:w00t: :rofl:
Casanova
02-06-2003, 06:37 PM
:rofl:
Haze
02-06-2003, 07:07 PM
:lol: :thumbs:
TheUltimateWarrior
02-06-2003, 07:20 PM
:rofl:
OUTLAWS Jag
02-06-2003, 09:09 PM
:thumbs: :wootrock: :rofl:
Sepra
02-07-2003, 01:35 AM
:rofl: :rofl: HAHAHA :rofl: :rofl:
SASQUATCH
02-07-2003, 03:12 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
ME BIGGD01
02-07-2003, 03:21 AM
:P :lol: :P