Die Hard
08-30-2005, 07:10 PM
1) Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - Anonymous
2) Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. - Oscar Wilde
3) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Scottish Proverb
4) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
5) A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Anonymous
6) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. - H. L. Mencken
7) Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. - H. L. Mencken
8) Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
9) I take my wife everywhere, but she always keeps finding her way back home - Anonymous
10) She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off - Anonymous
and......
A man had placed some flowers on the grave of his dear mother and started back towards his car when his attention was taken by another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with much intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I do not wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so ? A child? A parent"?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
2) Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. - Oscar Wilde
3) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Scottish Proverb
4) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
5) A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Anonymous
6) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. - H. L. Mencken
7) Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. - H. L. Mencken
8) Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
9) I take my wife everywhere, but she always keeps finding her way back home - Anonymous
10) She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off - Anonymous
and......
A man had placed some flowers on the grave of his dear mother and started back towards his car when his attention was taken by another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with much intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I do not wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so ? A child? A parent"?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."