OUTLAWS Behind You?
02-07-2003, 07:09 PM
I am sure you have wondered why a computer crashes. It is usually very
technical but maybe this will help.
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Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected
by the printer down the hall .... and your screen is all
distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window
are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and
go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM then
quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME
technical but maybe this will help.
************************************************** **************************
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected
by the printer down the hall .... and your screen is all
distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window
are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and
go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM then
quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME