OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
09-19-2005, 11:49 PM
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st
> > >Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!..She bought an air
> > >conditioner.."
> > >2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
> > >1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
> > >
> > >2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one
> > >of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
> > >1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
> > >2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
> > >
> > >3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
> > >wifes put together....! I was going through her purse the other day
> > >lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd
> > >Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"
> > >3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.
> > >Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!..She bought an air
> > >conditioner.."
> > >2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
> > >1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
> > >
> > >2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one
> > >of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
> > >1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
> > >2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
> > >
> > >3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
> > >wifes put together....! I was going through her purse the other day
> > >lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd
> > >Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"
> > >3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.