Phoenix
02-09-2003, 02:04 AM
I dont know why, but I found these jokes freaking hilarious..............
Zombie Jokes:
What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?
A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.
What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
What's red, and covered in ribbons?
Zombie baby playing in intestines.
What did the Mommy Aborigine say to the Daddy Aborigine?
"A zombie baby ate my dingo!"
What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.
Zombie Jokes:
What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?
A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.
What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
What's red, and covered in ribbons?
Zombie baby playing in intestines.
What did the Mommy Aborigine say to the Daddy Aborigine?
"A zombie baby ate my dingo!"
What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.