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Pure_Evil
10-18-2005, 10:52 AM
Die Hard walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"I'll tell you," replies Die Hard. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"


"Dunno...never found the head."

:D GG DH :thumbs:
MassacreAL
10-18-2005, 01:32 PM
Hahaha :D :D
NightBreed
10-18-2005, 03:44 PM
:thumbs: Hahaha !!! :funny:
FUS1ON
10-18-2005, 04:22 PM
:rofl: oh that's sick :D
OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
10-18-2005, 10:28 PM
Rofl!! :D
SHOTGUNmaniac
10-18-2005, 11:07 PM
Lol Sick but, LOL
Goober
10-18-2005, 11:54 PM
ROFL................Does kinda sound like something he'd do!
Die Hard
10-19-2005, 11:34 AM
Pure walks into Die Hard's fist and says ouch :P
BobtheCkroach
10-19-2005, 11:39 AM
Pure walks into Die Hard's fist and says ouch :P

That's it? Just ouch? Hmmm...I always figured he'd cry like a little girl. :hmmm:


:D ;)
Pure_Evil
10-19-2005, 11:42 AM
That's it? Just ouch? Hmmm...I always figured he'd cry like a little girl. :hmmm:


:D ;)
like you did when you dropped the soap while in front of me??? :eek:
Die Hard
10-19-2005, 11:50 AM
You have soap Pure? :eek:
Pure_Evil
10-19-2005, 12:10 PM
You have soap Pure? :eek:
no, Bob had the soap. wtf would I do with soap?:dunno:
Die Hard
10-19-2005, 01:32 PM
Well you could have washed your hands after chopping off that girls head :D
BobtheCkroach
10-19-2005, 02:38 PM
like you did when you dropped the soap while in front of me??? :eek:

lol Pretty good...I was wondering what the response would be!




<shudder>...yuck.