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10-18-2005, 06:50 PM
this is what you should know to save money :P
Use pipes (paper or not) hooked up to your system's exhaust fans to direct warm air to your feet when they get cold in winter.
Create a device that measures the loudness of your stomach growls and flings an oreo at your mouth once it reaches a certain threshold.
Overclock your electric toothbrush.
Porn powers the internet. Make a porn powered webserver by using mashed up printouts as an electrolyte in a wet cell power source.
Put a webcam in your fridge so you can see what youve got to eat without opening the fridge. Use a radio controlled light so the camera can see.
Take a 104 key keyboard, rip out the Win95 keys, and stick them onto an old keyboard to upgrade it!
Disconnect your power and HD LEDs to save electricity.
Save even more electricity by making a device that turns off your monitor whenever you blink your eyes.
Upgrade your manual car to automatic: rip out the gearbox and just leave it in 1st gear!
Upgrade your 486 to a Pentium via software.
Find the biggest, oldest harddrive possible. Rip out the platters and use it as a computer case!
Power your pc with a dynamo connected to a hamster running in a wheel. Downtimes would be pretty bad though - I recommend buying a UPS too.
Install Arnold Antivirus. It low level formats your harddisk every time you download an exe file.
Use pipes (paper or not) hooked up to your system's exhaust fans to direct warm air to your feet when they get cold in winter.
Create a device that measures the loudness of your stomach growls and flings an oreo at your mouth once it reaches a certain threshold.
Overclock your electric toothbrush.
Porn powers the internet. Make a porn powered webserver by using mashed up printouts as an electrolyte in a wet cell power source.
Put a webcam in your fridge so you can see what youve got to eat without opening the fridge. Use a radio controlled light so the camera can see.
Take a 104 key keyboard, rip out the Win95 keys, and stick them onto an old keyboard to upgrade it!
Disconnect your power and HD LEDs to save electricity.
Save even more electricity by making a device that turns off your monitor whenever you blink your eyes.
Upgrade your manual car to automatic: rip out the gearbox and just leave it in 1st gear!
Upgrade your 486 to a Pentium via software.
Find the biggest, oldest harddrive possible. Rip out the platters and use it as a computer case!
Power your pc with a dynamo connected to a hamster running in a wheel. Downtimes would be pretty bad though - I recommend buying a UPS too.
Install Arnold Antivirus. It low level formats your harddisk every time you download an exe file.