Monday Giggle

[Die Hard]

A guy walks into the Doctors to get the results of an earlier test.

The Doc says "I've got some bad news for you. You only have 2 minutes to live!"

Guy says "Oh no! Is there anything you can do?

Doc says "Well, I could boil you an egg"

[MassacreAL]

lol these englicans jokes... sometimes im wondering what i would do when im told ive got only two days to life. dont know. what would do you do?

[Pure_Evil]

:down: that was lame bro, even on a monday


Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck
and the noose.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to
listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and! ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder: "Instruction Manuals"

:rolleyes: that was for the ladies of GM enjoyment

[Die Hard]

Lame!! It was short, to the point and funny. Just what I like on a Monday :D

[BobtheCkroach]

Good one, DH! :thumbs:

I thought it was funny!

Ignore Pure - he's a douchebag! :rofl: ;)

[NightBreed]

Lame!! It was short, to the point and funny. Just what I like on a Monday :D

Same here...state your business and move along :thumbs:

[Pure_Evil]

Good one, DH! :thumbs:

I thought it was funny!

Ignore Pure - he's a douchebag! :rofl: ;)
I'm teh bag, he's teh douche

Bob--->http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/period-angry.gif

[EXEcution]

Hyelarious!

[BobtheCkroach]

I'm teh bag, he's teh douche

Bob--->http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/period-angry.gif

Good lord! You have a smiley for everything! :eek: