ME BIGGD01
12-09-2005, 08:30 PM
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and
> he is stumbling back and forth.
>
> A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
> you sir?"
>
> "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
>
> The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw
> it?"
>
> "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's
> penis hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are
> exposing yourself?"
>
> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his
> crotch and without missing a beat, blurts
> out..........
>
> "I'll be damned -----My girlfriend's gone, too"
> he is stumbling back and forth.
>
> A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
> you sir?"
>
> "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
>
> The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw
> it?"
>
> "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's
> penis hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are
> exposing yourself?"
>
> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his
> crotch and without missing a beat, blurts
> out..........
>
> "I'll be damned -----My girlfriend's gone, too"