one lil` joke

[MassacreAL]

i havent saw joke for ages in villains forum, so here is one :thumbs:

A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for moral support.
The prosecution proved that she was guilty so the judge told her that he was forced to impose a jail term.
"You stole a can of tomatoes. There were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?"
The woman agreed.
"Then I sentence you to six nights in jail."
The husband jumped to his feet, "Your honor, may I approach the bench?"
"Well," said his honor, "You may approach the bench."
The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he said in a low voice, "She also stole a can of peas."

[Die Hard]

Very funny :rofl:

[Cyborg]

hehe:D :thumbs:

[Fifth]

Nice :D.

[MassacreAL]

well this joke was too british, so here is better one :D

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card (unfortunately B-) ). So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke:

"OK, chief, but why so much ?"

At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals:

"Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"

[MassacreAL]

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:

1. Engage the enemy.

2. Draw him into your territory.

3. Wait until winter sets in.
:D

[Die Hard]

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:

1. Engage the enemy.

2. Draw him into your territory.

3. Wait until winter sets in.
:DOh!!! Now that's funny. :rofl:

[Cyborg]

lmao:P nice stuff lol:thumbs:

[Sauron]

:rofl: nice ones

[Banshee]

:rofl::thumbs:

[Siron Ex]

Nice Ones :thumbs: