Thursday (short) Funny

[Die Hard]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do?"

"Let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he'scross-eyed?" asks the man.


"No, because he's really heavy," says the vet

:D

[Pure_Evil]

:( :rolleyes:

[BobtheCkroach]

ha ha ha! good wake up joke! thanks, DH! :thumbs:

[T I K]

was that a fat dog joke :D

Ok another little Thur. funny.........

The teacher said to the class If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up? After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot? enquired the teacher with a sneer.

Well, actually I don't, said the student, but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself ! ;)

[Pure_Evil]

:D nice one T I K