FUS1ON
02-02-2006, 04:49 AM
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their
fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up...Fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men
and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He
works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the
nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids!"
fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up...Fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men
and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He
works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the
nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids!"