KAT
02-09-2006, 01:36 AM
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left
their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that
the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as
mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word
ears he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has
beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses."
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left
their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that
the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as
mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word
ears he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has
beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses."