Die Hard
02-10-2006, 04:29 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes
her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e
m y
t e s t
r e s u l t s
b a c k?
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes
her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e
m y
t e s t
r e s u l t s
b a c k?