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FUS1ON
02-22-2006, 07:53 PM
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The #1 book on the New York Times Best Sellers List

Welcome the Chad Knaus's bestselling guide to cheating in NASCAR. Whether you're new to cheating or a long time pro, Chad reviews the basics and shows you step by step techniques to hide things from being discovered by the NASCAR officials. It's the only book you need to read before you push your car into the "Room of Doom"!

Sample chapters include:
- Creating skirting of the rules
- My interpretation of the rules
- Advanced steps of eluding detection
- Convincing facial expressions to use while lying
- Who to pay off when you get caught and how much
- How I and the 48 team routinely get over on NASCAR
- How to look yourself in the mirror every morning and smile
- And much much more on the inside so get your copy today!

*The NASCAR fans will understand this joke so if you don't well ....

Dan2
02-23-2006, 02:11 AM
Good one!!:funny:

Also- It's not cheating unless you get caught.:rolleyes:

FUS1ON
02-23-2006, 06:13 AM
I had first posted it at the Speed Channel forum, then after just a few views it got locked by some mod (probably a 48 fan :rolleyes: ) over there, but I guess they rethought it and opened it up for posts and it looks like they got a real kick out of it. :D
http://insider.speedtv.com/viewtopic.php?t=113262