Pure_Evil
04-05-2006, 09:18 PM
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
assures the pharmacis that she has been buying the stuff from this
store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container.......... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
assures the pharmacis that she has been buying the stuff from this
store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container.......... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "