Friday Funny

[BobtheCkroach]

Just kidding. There isn't one, because Die Hard let us all down and didn't post one today (highlight of my fridays!) :mad:

:P Kidding of course, DH...but seriously...dig something up for us from wherever you get these things!

[Die Hard]

My source is on holiday!! Rats :D

[Oscar(WCFD)]

My source is on holiday!! Rats :D

I'll try and help ya out, hope these haven't been posted before, I was to lazy to check. :)

Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking....... and one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you seeFlorida...?????"

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back , "You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!< /I

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

[DiTomasso]

:d :d

[krazy]

Those were good enough to get me through :D Nice save Oscar :thumbs:

[Caged Anger]

that last one was enough for me, :D ;D

[BobtheCkroach]

Oscar FTW! Thanks man, those were great. DH - with Oscar's help, you remain alive for a chance to redeem yourself next week! :P

Those reminded me of a couple of my favs:

A blonde's car breaks down while driving down the highway. She pulls over, turns off the car and opens her trunk. Two men in trenchcoats pop out, stand to each side of her car, and pull their coats fully open. They're completely nude underneath. A cop happens to be passing by and upon seeing the incident pulls over and rushes to the woman.

"What's the matter?" the officer asks.

"My car died," the woman replied.

"Well, what are they doing?!"

"They're my emergency flashers!"

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Did you hear that NASA launched a group of cows into low-earth orbit...














It was the "Herd Shot 'Round The World"!

:P:P

[Oscar(WCFD)]

Oscar FTW! Thanks man, those were great. DH - with Oscar's help, you remain alive for a chance to redeem yourself next week! :P

He's goin to have to, I'm leaving tomorrow on a 3 to 4 week vacation, so I wont be around to prop him up if his source isn't back.;)

[Bingo]

Or my favourite:

Why do Blondes have bruised belly buttons?





'Cause their boyfriends are dumb too!

B