Anyone ever play yo mama

[ME BIGGD01]

Does anyone or has anyone ever played yo mama? I am sure some of you have heard some of them before and thought if you had then post some in this thread.


I will start first.

Yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.

[NightBreed]

Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her pants out on the driveway...:D

[Oscar(WCFD)]

Yo mama is so ugly she has to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water . :eek:

[JIMINATOR]

your mama's so fat that your daddy has to roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot in order to make love....

[MassacreAL]

Tim: Bob, do you think your mom is fat as this beam is?
Bob: I dont think so, Bob

[SHOTGUNmaniac]

Yo mama is so fat, People run round her for excercise.

Yo mama is so fat, That when we make love, I turn the light off so i dont burn my ass.

Yo mama is so fat. She has her own Zip code.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

[Seriously Deadly]

yo momma's so ugly, your dad takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye!

[BobtheCkroach]

I used to know soooooo many of these in 3rd grade. We had wars of these on the bus (including one where I ended up in a fist-fight cause someone said something that I thought went too far!)

Let's see...

Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a red dress, everyone shouts "Kool-Aid!"

Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a green sweater, everyone shouts "Chia-pet!"

[NastyDawg]

Yo momma’s so fat, I saw her walking down the street with a pig in her arms, I asked her, where’d u get that from, and the pig said I won it in a raffle!

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown a fish

Yo mama's is so stupid she burnt sushi

Yo mama's so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min

[ME BIGGD01]

Some pretty good ones guys.


Yo mama is so fat that when she got pricked her finger jelly came out

yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the circus, elephants throw peanuts at her.

yo mama is so fat that after sex I roll over three times and I am still on top of her.

[NastyDawg]

Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

[NightBreed]

Yo mama's so fat, if someone tells her to haul ass, she's gotta make two trips !!

[ME BIGGD01]

I saw yo momma selling potato chips on the corner, 50 cent lays.

Yo momma so stupid she got beat up at Friendly's

Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator.

Yo momma so fat when she walks backwards you hear beep beep beep.

Yo momma has been picked up so many times she has a handle.

[He Is Legend]

your momma is so crosseyed she left her husband to see someone on the right

[Sacrifice]

o momma is so stupid she always keeps 50 cent in her pocket because she heard it was going platinum

[NightBreed]

Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

[Mpulse]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a phone company....

Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies..

Took yo mama to see a live band, we started dancing, and when she tripped, the band skipped...

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic comes to a stop...

Yo mama's blood type is Ragu....

Yo mama has more chins than Chinatown....

Yo mama's so fat, her high school picture was taken by an aerial shot...

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor took one look at her, then slapped HER mama....

Yo mama was born with one leg, so her mama named her EILEEN...

[NastyDawg]

Yo Moma...
has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.

has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.

has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers

has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...

has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.

[rancid monkey]

*ahem*

Yo moma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Theres 60 walls, yo moma's so stupid thats she climbed 57, got tired, and climbed the 57 to get back.

Yo Moma's so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed

Yo Moma's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Yo Moma's so fat, when she walks past the TV I miss 3 eppisodes

Yo Moma's house is so small, that when i opened the front door and stepped into the garden

Yo Moma's so small that she can do hand-stands under her bed and press-ups under her door....

[Wiper]

Yo mama is so fat that u can't see if she is lying or standing

Yo mama is so fat when she rolls over one more time in bed it will be the next morning

Yo mama is so fat that taking a shower will take a hole lifetime

Yo mama is so fat that she has her own moon

[Sexyjess]

hahaha :D

yo mama`s so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

[rancid monkey]

yo moma's so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting her