View Full Version : How to make a woman happy
NastyDawg
05-19-2006, 12:26 PM
I know there are 1000's of these everywhere but what the heck,
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5 a father
6. a master
7 a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34 understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
:wave:
Die Hard
05-19-2006, 01:34 PM
hahaha good one Dawg :funny:
Sexyjess
05-19-2006, 01:45 PM
haha damn right!!
well men want alot compliments too!! :) special about their _ _ _ _ so dont deny =P
FUS1ON
05-19-2006, 01:46 PM
:rofl: That list is so true, we ask for so little in return
Sexyjess
05-19-2006, 02:56 PM
naaa we women needs do this to make a man happy!:
1. a friend
2. a lover
3. a porno star
4. a mother
5. a supermodel
6. a sportsfan
7. a maid
8. a psychologist
9. sexy when he isn't ( hahaha damn true =P u pigs =P )
10. very clean when he isn't
11. athletic
12. warm
13. attentive
14. glamorous
15. intelligent
16. funny
17. creative
18. tolerant, very tolerant
19. passionate
20. shop rarely but attend sporting events regularly
21. be honest, but not too honest
22. accept if he is not rich
23. not stress him out
24. not look at other men
25. give him lots of time, especially time for himself
26. give him lots of space, never worrying about where he goes
27.When he farts, applaud. (hahaha)
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
1. be a good decent man. *angel face* :D
MassacreAL
05-19-2006, 03:25 PM
27.When he farts, applaud. (hahaha)
i would say When he burps :D in school we even do competitions in burping :rolleyes:
Sexyjess
05-19-2006, 03:34 PM
i would say When he burps :D in school we even do competitions in burping :rolleyes:
we girls do that tooo but u guys just dont know it :P ;)
MassacreAL
05-19-2006, 03:46 PM
we girls do that tooo but u guys just dont know it :P ;)
Secret Fellowship of Burping Girls? :eek: :D
Sexyjess
05-19-2006, 03:55 PM
Secret Fellowship of Burping Girls? :eek: :D
lool u wish you know what we girls do when we are alone;) haha
Die Hard
05-19-2006, 03:59 PM
:hmmm:
JIMINATOR
05-19-2006, 04:47 PM
lool u wish you know what we girls do when we are alone hahadoes it involve large cucumbers? :hmmm:
::: DARK PSI :::
05-19-2006, 05:53 PM
Lol Jim!!! :)
NastyDawg
05-19-2006, 07:37 PM
naaa we women needs do this to make a man happy!:
1. a friend
2. a lover
3. a porno star
4. a mother
5. a supermodel
6. a sportsfan
7. a maid
8. a psychologist
9. sexy when he isn't ( hahaha damn true =P u pigs =P )
10. very clean when he isn't
11. athletic
12. warm
13. attentive
14. glamorous
15. intelligent
16. funny
17. creative
18. tolerant, very tolerant
19. passionate
20. shop rarely but attend sporting events regularly
21. be honest, but not too honest
22. accept if he is not rich
23. not stress him out
24. not look at other men
25. give him lots of time, especially time for himself
26. give him lots of space, never worrying about where he goes
27.When he farts, applaud. (hahaha)
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
1. be a good decent man. *angel face* :D
LOL we win, your list is only half as long!:D
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 12:26 AM
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/make%20it%20stop.jpg
solid snake295
05-20-2006, 07:19 AM
lool u wish you know what we girls do when we are alone;) haha
/me wonders about the secret washroom meetings.
what do they do in there? :hmmm: :P
Sexyjess
05-20-2006, 11:47 AM
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/make%20it%20stop.jpg
rofl never u know me
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 01:02 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/dumbpeople.jpg
NightBreed
05-20-2006, 01:14 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
MassacreAL
05-20-2006, 01:14 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/dumbpeople.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative11.jpg
Sexyjess
05-20-2006, 01:35 PM
why is it that men always change to the way u want them... when u do as they want ^^
they get surprised and then do the way we wanted them from the beginning
lol
Sexyjess
05-20-2006, 01:36 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/dumbpeople.jpg
yeah yeah love u too..^^...NOT
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 03:32 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/attention.jpg
NightBreed
05-20-2006, 03:47 PM
http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/essen/yu3.gif
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 03:52 PM
http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/essen/yu3.gif
what's in the glass? :P
Lady Doom
05-20-2006, 04:57 PM
what man needs..nice ass and big tits..that's all..rest is no matter..u always can put some bag on head:D..sorry that was not nice:o
FUS1ON
05-20-2006, 05:09 PM
PE you are going to get me in trouble because you know i'm right clicking those to use at other forums. :D
NightBreed
05-20-2006, 05:09 PM
what man needs..nice ass and big tits..that's all..rest is no matter..u always can put some bag on head:D..sorry that was not nice:o
:wootrock:
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 05:38 PM
PE you are going to get me in trouble because you know i'm right clicking those to use at other forums. :D
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/bello%20the%20dog.jpg
:rolleyes: just as long as I'm having a influence on you Sho, that's all that matters ;)
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 05:40 PM
what man needs..nice ass and big tits..that's all..rest is no matter..u always can put some bag on head:D..sorry that was not nice:o
you know what, I don't care how good she looks, if the personality sucks, or she's a pain in the ass, it just doesn't matter :o
the rest,, that's what the light switch is for :D
Sexyjess
05-20-2006, 05:47 PM
hehe :D
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 06:04 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/don%27t%20get%20it.jpg
:rolleyes:
MassacreAL
05-20-2006, 06:14 PM
you know what, I don't care how good she looks, if the personality sucks, or she's a pain in the ass, it just doesn't matter :o
the rest,, that's what the light switch is for :D
true, i wouldnt date her is she a pain in the ass
Sexyjess
05-20-2006, 06:25 PM
true, i wouldnt date her is she a pain in the ass
who wanna date anyone thats pain in the ass?? ^^ isent that kinda obvious.....
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 06:38 PM
true, i wouldnt date her is she a pain in the ass
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/kitten.jpg
sorry Mas, I HAD 2 :D
Pure_Evil
05-20-2006, 06:41 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/thankyou2.jpg
:rolleyes:
MassacreAL
05-20-2006, 06:49 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/kitten.jpg
sorry Mas, I HAD 2 :D
sorry to hear that, and nice pic :D
MassacreAL
05-20-2006, 06:52 PM
i hope i wont marry some pain in ass :D almost worst thing that can happen, i think :rolleyes:
Lady Doom
05-20-2006, 07:12 PM
yes if character suck no space in my heart:).
JIMINATOR
05-20-2006, 07:24 PM
:hmmm:
Lady Doom
05-20-2006, 07:26 PM
:eek: :hmmm:
JIMINATOR
05-20-2006, 07:31 PM
:thumbs:
Die Hard
05-20-2006, 09:01 PM
http://imageserver4.textamerica.com/user.images.x/72/IMG_371872/_1102/T40411021029430.jpg
T I K
05-20-2006, 10:10 PM
:bawling:
T I K
05-20-2006, 10:15 PM
:P :rolleyes: :D
T I K
05-20-2006, 10:20 PM
...
FUS1ON
05-20-2006, 11:15 PM
Not long
T I K
05-20-2006, 11:27 PM
<--- lol Sho i hear ya there :thumbs:
Speedsweeper
05-21-2006, 04:53 AM
Some funny pics. :rofl:
Pure_Evil
05-21-2006, 04:55 AM
i hope i wont marry some pain in ass :D almost worst thing that can happen, i think :rolleyes:just don't get married, life will be real good. :D
Lady Doom
05-21-2006, 06:12 AM
:d:d
Banshee
05-21-2006, 06:18 AM
marriage is not required to have pain in the ass at home, just test the object in various situations to see if it might work well; a girl/wife is needed sometimes to talk with afterall...what is marriage for anyway?
T I K
05-21-2006, 06:28 AM
:rolleyes: :P
Sexyjess
05-21-2006, 08:54 AM
marriage is not required to have pain in the ass at home, just test the object in various situations to see if it might work well; a girl/wife is needed sometimes to talk with afterall...what is marriage for anyway?
Thats the right attitude :) :D
NastyDawg
05-21-2006, 01:54 PM
Don't look!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/jeffrobuc03/marriage.jpg
Ra\/en
05-23-2006, 01:10 AM
hahaha ok that last one is really funny.
NastyDawg
05-24-2006, 10:15 PM
hahaha ok that last one is really funny.
Kind of hit the nail on the head so to speak!
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