How to make a woman happy

[NastyDawg]

I know there are 1000's of these everywhere but what the heck,

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5 a father
6. a master
7 a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34 understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
:wave:

[Die Hard]

hahaha good one Dawg :funny:

[Sexyjess]

haha damn right!!

well men want alot compliments too!! :) special about their _ _ _ _ so dont deny =P

[FUS1ON]

:rofl: That list is so true, we ask for so little in return

[Sexyjess]

naaa we women needs do this to make a man happy!:

1. a friend

2. a lover

3. a porno star

4. a mother

5. a supermodel

6. a sportsfan

7. a maid

8. a psychologist

9. sexy when he isn't ( hahaha damn true =P u pigs =P )

10. very clean when he isn't

11. athletic

12. warm

13. attentive

14. glamorous

15. intelligent

16. funny

17. creative

18. tolerant, very tolerant

19. passionate

20. shop rarely but attend sporting events regularly

21. be honest, but not too honest

22. accept if he is not rich

23. not stress him out

24. not look at other men

25. give him lots of time, especially time for himself

26. give him lots of space, never worrying about where he goes

27.When he farts, applaud. (hahaha)

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

1. be a good decent man. *angel face* :D

[MassacreAL]

27.When he farts, applaud. (hahaha)
i would say When he burps :D in school we even do competitions in burping :rolleyes:

[Sexyjess]

i would say When he burps :D in school we even do competitions in burping :rolleyes:

we girls do that tooo but u guys just dont know it :P ;)

[MassacreAL]

we girls do that tooo but u guys just dont know it :P ;)
Secret Fellowship of Burping Girls? :eek: :D

[Sexyjess]

Secret Fellowship of Burping Girls? :eek: :D

lool u wish you know what we girls do when we are alone;) haha

[Die Hard]

:hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

lool u wish you know what we girls do when we are alone hahadoes it involve large cucumbers? :hmmm:

[::: DARK PSI :::]

Lol Jim!!! :)

[NastyDawg]

naaa we women needs do this to make a man happy!:

1. a friend

2. a lover

3. a porno star

4. a mother

5. a supermodel

6. a sportsfan

7. a maid

8. a psychologist

9. sexy when he isn't ( hahaha damn true =P u pigs =P )

10. very clean when he isn't

11. athletic

12. warm

13. attentive

14. glamorous

15. intelligent

16. funny

17. creative

18. tolerant, very tolerant

19. passionate

20. shop rarely but attend sporting events regularly

21. be honest, but not too honest

22. accept if he is not rich

23. not stress him out

24. not look at other men

25. give him lots of time, especially time for himself

26. give him lots of space, never worrying about where he goes

27.When he farts, applaud. (hahaha)

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

1. be a good decent man. *angel face* :D

LOL we win, your list is only half as long!:D

[Pure_Evil]

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/make%20it%20stop.jpg

[solid snake295]

lool u wish you know what we girls do when we are alone;) haha


/me wonders about the secret washroom meetings.
what do they do in there? :hmmm: :P

[Sexyjess]

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/make%20it%20stop.jpg

rofl never u know me

[Pure_Evil]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/dumbpeople.jpg

[NightBreed]

:rofl: :rofl:

[MassacreAL]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/dumbpeople.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative11.jpg

[Sexyjess]

why is it that men always change to the way u want them... when u do as they want ^^
they get surprised and then do the way we wanted them from the beginning

lol

[Sexyjess]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/dumbpeople.jpg

yeah yeah love u too..^^...NOT

[Pure_Evil]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jarno/fun/attention.jpg

[NightBreed]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/essen/yu3.gif

[Pure_Evil]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/essen/yu3.gif
what's in the glass? :P

[Lady Doom]

what man needs..nice ass and big tits..that's all..rest is no matter..u always can put some bag on head:D..sorry that was not nice:o

[FUS1ON]

PE you are going to get me in trouble because you know i'm right clicking those to use at other forums. :D

[NightBreed]

what man needs..nice ass and big tits..that's all..rest is no matter..u always can put some bag on head:D..sorry that was not nice:o

:wootrock:

[Pure_Evil]

PE you are going to get me in trouble because you know i'm right clicking those to use at other forums. :D
http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/bello%20the%20dog.jpg

:rolleyes: just as long as I'm having a influence on you Sho, that's all that matters ;)

[Pure_Evil]

what man needs..nice ass and big tits..that's all..rest is no matter..u always can put some bag on head:D..sorry that was not nice:o

you know what, I don't care how good she looks, if the personality sucks, or she's a pain in the ass, it just doesn't matter :o

the rest,, that's what the light switch is for :D

[Sexyjess]

hehe :D

[Pure_Evil]

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/don%27t%20get%20it.jpg

:rolleyes:

[MassacreAL]

you know what, I don't care how good she looks, if the personality sucks, or she's a pain in the ass, it just doesn't matter :o

the rest,, that's what the light switch is for :D
true, i wouldnt date her is she a pain in the ass

[Sexyjess]

true, i wouldnt date her is she a pain in the ass

who wanna date anyone thats pain in the ass?? ^^ isent that kinda obvious.....

[Pure_Evil]

true, i wouldnt date her is she a pain in the ass

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/kitten.jpg

sorry Mas, I HAD 2 :D

[Pure_Evil]

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/thankyou2.jpg

:rolleyes:

[MassacreAL]

http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejarno/fun/kitten.jpg

sorry Mas, I HAD 2 :D
sorry to hear that, and nice pic :D

[MassacreAL]

i hope i wont marry some pain in ass :D almost worst thing that can happen, i think :rolleyes:

[Lady Doom]

yes if character suck no space in my heart:).

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm:

[Lady Doom]

:eek: :hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

:thumbs:

[Die Hard]

http://imageserver4.textamerica.com/user.images.x/72/IMG_371872/_1102/T40411021029430.jpg

[T I K]

:bawling:

[T I K]

:P :rolleyes: :D

[T I K]

...

[FUS1ON]

Not long

[T I K]

<--- lol Sho i hear ya there :thumbs:

[Speedsweeper]

Some funny pics. :rofl:

[Pure_Evil]

i hope i wont marry some pain in ass :D almost worst thing that can happen, i think :rolleyes:just don't get married, life will be real good. :D

[Lady Doom]

:d:d

[Banshee]

marriage is not required to have pain in the ass at home, just test the object in various situations to see if it might work well; a girl/wife is needed sometimes to talk with afterall...what is marriage for anyway?

[T I K]

:rolleyes: :P

[Sexyjess]

marriage is not required to have pain in the ass at home, just test the object in various situations to see if it might work well; a girl/wife is needed sometimes to talk with afterall...what is marriage for anyway?

Thats the right attitude :) :D

[NastyDawg]

Don't look!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/jeffrobuc03/marriage.jpg

[Ra\/en]

hahaha ok that last one is really funny.

[NastyDawg]

hahaha ok that last one is really funny.

Kind of hit the nail on the head so to speak!