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[OUTLAWS CHICO]

Subject: COLONOSCOPY A physician claims these are actual comments from
his
patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in
fact, up there?"

[Sauron]

:lol: :rofl: :w00t:

[Casanova]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS Spike]

:lol: :rofl:

[FUS1ON]

:lol: :thumbs:

[SASQUATCH]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OUTLAWS Ada]

That has to be the worst experience! Aprently they give you drugs to make you forget as if is so horrendous! :w00t:

[Mr Clean]

I don't know if it's true or not, but there is a guy in St Louis who supposedly plays the theme song to Mission: Impossible before he starts the examination. :blink:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:lol: :rofl: :rofl:

[Aries]

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[Intense Fury]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

:rofl: :wave: