OUTLAWS CHICO
06-06-2006, 02:30 AM
Subject: Brokeback Bar
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> A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
> "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
> When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
> of your willy?"
> The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
>
> "The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
> the name of your willy. Mine for instance is
> called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of
> the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really
> Satisfies.' "
> The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
> him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
> left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
> The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
> asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies,"Cause it takes a lickin'
> and keeps on tickin!'"
> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who
> just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and
> says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and
> proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job
> One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'"And
> gives a wink!
> Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
> up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
> The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
> asks,"Why Secret?"
> The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
> WOMAN!
>
>
> A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
> "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
> When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
> of your willy?"
> The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
>
> "The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
> the name of your willy. Mine for instance is
> called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of
> the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really
> Satisfies.' "
> The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
> him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
> left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
> The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
> asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies,"Cause it takes a lickin'
> and keeps on tickin!'"
> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who
> just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and
> says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and
> proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job
> One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'"And
> gives a wink!
> Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
> up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
> The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
> asks,"Why Secret?"
> The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
> WOMAN!