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06-12-2006, 05:18 AM
Little Billy came into the kitchen where his mother
was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he
thought this was a good time to tell his mother what
he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Billy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had
gotten into trouble at school and at home. Billy's
mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a
bike for his birthday. Little Billy, of course,
thought he did. Billy's mother, being a Christian
woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the
last year and write a letter to God and tell him why
he deserved a bike for his birthday.
Little Billy stomped up the steps to his room and sat
down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would
like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Billy
Billy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very
good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and
started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God,
This is your friend Billy. I have been a pretty good
boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my
birthday.
Thank you, Billy
Billy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the
letter and started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really
like a red bike for my birthday.
Billy
Billy knew he could not send this letter to God
either, so he wrote another letter.
LETTER 4:
Dear God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me
a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Billy
Billy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not
going to get him a bike. By now, Billy was very
upset.
He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to
go
to church. Billy's mother thought her plan had worked
because Billy looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
Billy walked down the street to the church and up to
the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He
slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church,
down the street, into his house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a
piece
of paper and a pen. Billy began to write his letter
to
God.!
LETTER 5:
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND
THE BIKE
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he
thought this was a good time to tell his mother what
he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Billy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had
gotten into trouble at school and at home. Billy's
mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a
bike for his birthday. Little Billy, of course,
thought he did. Billy's mother, being a Christian
woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the
last year and write a letter to God and tell him why
he deserved a bike for his birthday.
Little Billy stomped up the steps to his room and sat
down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would
like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Billy
Billy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very
good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and
started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God,
This is your friend Billy. I have been a pretty good
boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my
birthday.
Thank you, Billy
Billy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the
letter and started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really
like a red bike for my birthday.
Billy
Billy knew he could not send this letter to God
either, so he wrote another letter.
LETTER 4:
Dear God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me
a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Billy
Billy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not
going to get him a bike. By now, Billy was very
upset.
He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to
go
to church. Billy's mother thought her plan had worked
because Billy looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
Billy walked down the street to the church and up to
the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He
slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church,
down the street, into his house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a
piece
of paper and a pen. Billy began to write his letter
to
God.!
LETTER 5:
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND
THE BIKE
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO