ME BIGGD01
07-11-2006, 04:24 AM
>>Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes
>>were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by
>>one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the
>>street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
>>Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu,
>>saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to
>>those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at
>>the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her,
>>he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
>>She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted.
>>were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by
>>one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the
>>street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
>>Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu,
>>saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to
>>those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at
>>the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her,
>>he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
>>She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted.