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NastyDawg
10-13-2006, 10:39 PM
Mr. Cruise is also demanding "the immediate and complete withdrawal" of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun's Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons "currently harboring" this device.

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/10072006_11_cruiseplug.shtml

I got a good laugh out of this.
Fifth
10-13-2006, 10:43 PM
Lol Cruise :D. Nice 1 Dawg :D.
Mad Fox
10-13-2006, 11:04 PM
rofl
Sirc
10-13-2006, 11:12 PM
"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.

"L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to respect their large—and their small—colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; and although Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing and Vitamin K enemas, he is offended by the notion of butt plugs in general and of those with his face on them in particular."

:funny:

I'm assuming this is satire, but knowing what a nut Cruise is, I'm actually wondering if this is for real.
Xeno
10-13-2006, 11:18 PM
Butt Plug, :rofl:
FUS1ON
10-13-2006, 11:26 PM
Nvm ... that was sick :D
NastyDawg
10-13-2006, 11:28 PM
Darn Sho, but i did see what you said before the edit.



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Die Hard
10-14-2006, 01:37 PM
So, you got to the bottom of it Dawg?
NastyDawg
10-14-2006, 01:39 PM
So, you got to the bottom of it Dawg?

Nope, Sho did. lol
FUS1ON
10-14-2006, 02:49 PM
No way brudder, Sho don't play on that team. :P
Die Hard
10-14-2006, 03:33 PM
Well I wish someone would get to the bottom of this.....
Silverfox
10-14-2006, 09:48 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
Well I wish someone would get to the bottom of this.....
OUTLAWS CHICO
10-14-2006, 10:41 PM
lol too funny.
Slice
10-15-2006, 07:27 PM
Imagine if you owned one though, not used in mint non stink condition. It will probably be worth a lot of money in a few years. :rofl:
Die Hard
10-15-2006, 07:46 PM
In a few years Tom Cruise could have hit rock bottom!!
JIMINATOR
10-15-2006, 08:29 PM
must buy one for the collection.... er... as a collectors item...
Sepra
10-16-2006, 12:37 PM
"Like I'm sure Tom's never been shitfaced before," said Mr. Guccione. "He can take his lawsuit, hold it sideways, and stick it where the sun don't shine."

:funny: