Death Engineer
10-26-2006, 03:35 PM
_**_Before you return from your business trip, I want you to know that I had a little accident while driving your precious pickup truck.
Fortunately, there is not too much damage, and I didn?t get hurt, so you don?t have to worry about that._**_
_**_I was coming home from shopping at the mall, and as I was turning into our driveway, the cell phone rang. I answered it, and it was Sylvia. She told me she was still at the mall, and do you remember that cute little shoe store that I love? Well, she said they were having a ?storewide? clearance sale! I got so excited when I heard that, that my foot slipped off the brake and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator pedal! The garage door is slightly bent, and the pickup came to a halt when it bumped _**_your little red _**_car. Don?t worry, your motorcycle and you beer chest did not get damaged at all!_**_
_**_I am really sorry this happened, but I know that you are so worried that I could have been hurt in this silly little accident, that you will forgive me. You are so kind hearted, and you know how much I love and care for you._**_
_**_I will be staying at my mothers for a few days, until the garage door is fixed, so you can reach me there. In fact, why don?t you stay at that hotel and play golf with your buddies, until I get this little mess cleaned up-----I really don?t want you to have to worry about me, or the garage door-----the nice young man from the insurance company is helping me make it all better._**_
_**_I will call you when it is all fixed up. I just can?t wait to hold you in my arms again!_**_
_**_Your loving wife,_**_
_**_XOXOXOXOXO_*
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Fortunately, there is not too much damage, and I didn?t get hurt, so you don?t have to worry about that._**_
_**_I was coming home from shopping at the mall, and as I was turning into our driveway, the cell phone rang. I answered it, and it was Sylvia. She told me she was still at the mall, and do you remember that cute little shoe store that I love? Well, she said they were having a ?storewide? clearance sale! I got so excited when I heard that, that my foot slipped off the brake and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator pedal! The garage door is slightly bent, and the pickup came to a halt when it bumped _**_your little red _**_car. Don?t worry, your motorcycle and you beer chest did not get damaged at all!_**_
_**_I am really sorry this happened, but I know that you are so worried that I could have been hurt in this silly little accident, that you will forgive me. You are so kind hearted, and you know how much I love and care for you._**_
_**_I will be staying at my mothers for a few days, until the garage door is fixed, so you can reach me there. In fact, why don?t you stay at that hotel and play golf with your buddies, until I get this little mess cleaned up-----I really don?t want you to have to worry about me, or the garage door-----the nice young man from the insurance company is helping me make it all better._**_
_**_I will call you when it is all fixed up. I just can?t wait to hold you in my arms again!_**_
_**_Your loving wife,_**_
_**_XOXOXOXOXO_*
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