Mpulse
11-02-2006, 01:13 PM
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need to have his wife wake him at 5AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5AM. Wake up."