Die Hard
11-17-2006, 09:36 PM
.....and says 'I can play any musical instrument'.
So the Aussie gives him a guitar, he plays it better than Hendirx!
The Irish guy gives him a Harp, he plays it like an angel!
The Scots man gives him his Bag Pipes, he fumbles with them furiously. The Scots man asks 'Are you going to play those or what?'
Octopus replies 'Play it?! I going to shag her if I can get her pyjamas off !!' :D
So the Aussie gives him a guitar, he plays it better than Hendirx!
The Irish guy gives him a Harp, he plays it like an angel!
The Scots man gives him his Bag Pipes, he fumbles with them furiously. The Scots man asks 'Are you going to play those or what?'
Octopus replies 'Play it?! I going to shag her if I can get her pyjamas off !!' :D