Die Hard
02-09-2007, 08:50 AM
Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.
Mick says "How you doin"?
Paddy says "Not bad, but do us a favour; nip upstairs and get me slippers. Me feet are freezin'"
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says "Your dad's sent me up here to make love to both of you".
They say "Get away with ya.. prove it"
Mick shouts downstairs "Paddy, both of em..."?
Paddy shouts back "Of course both of 'em. What's the point of only having one"?
Mick says "How you doin"?
Paddy says "Not bad, but do us a favour; nip upstairs and get me slippers. Me feet are freezin'"
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says "Your dad's sent me up here to make love to both of you".
They say "Get away with ya.. prove it"
Mick shouts downstairs "Paddy, both of em..."?
Paddy shouts back "Of course both of 'em. What's the point of only having one"?