Die Hard
02-09-2007, 08:53 AM
HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER
It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here
to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell
to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces........................
"SHIT!" said the hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here
to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell
to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces........................
"SHIT!" said the hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the senior center.