Die Hard
03-02-2007, 11:24 AM
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said,
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make
a Woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?
suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said,
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make
a Woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?