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NastyDawg
03-09-2007, 04:40 PM
1. Blaming your farts on me..
not funny.. not funny at all !!!



2 Yelling at me for barking..
I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!



3. Taking me for a walk,
then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?




4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...
stop it!




5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.





6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo
what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.



7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!



8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.




9.Dog sweaters
Hello Huh?,
Haven't you noticed the fur?


10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.





Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!

I feel so much better now that i got that off my chest http://www.33smiley.com/smiley2/animals/dogs/17.gif

Caged Anger
03-09-2007, 06:41 PM
:rofl:

FUS1ON
03-09-2007, 07:36 PM
I loved #7

Aries
03-09-2007, 11:24 PM
This thread is gold!

I laughed so hard :thumbs:

PuRe AnGeL
03-10-2007, 04:35 PM
:rofl:

Mpulse
03-12-2007, 02:55 AM
After reading #12, then remembering the thread about the guy who saves his dog's lige with mouth-to-snout... hmmm.... might be a good time to replace ol' Sparky....