BobtheCkroach
03-12-2007, 02:23 PM
Give 'em to me (make sure you edit as necessary)
1)
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your <expletive deleted> head. Just like this <expletive deleted> here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the <expletive deleted> time!
2)
You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!
3)
<nigel plays piano>
Nigel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty: What do you call this?
Nigel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
4)
Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
5)
- Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart mother...
1)
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your <expletive deleted> head. Just like this <expletive deleted> here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the <expletive deleted> time!
2)
You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!
3)
<nigel plays piano>
Nigel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty: What do you call this?
Nigel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
4)
Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
5)
- Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart mother...