BobtheCkroach
03-23-2007, 06:08 PM
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost $499 or $599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to
them.
*****
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money,
I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said.
"Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he
emptied a
bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady
stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning."
that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost $499 or $599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to
them.
*****
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money,
I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said.
"Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he
emptied a
bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady
stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning."