BobtheCkroach
04-16-2007, 02:23 PM
I'll admit up front - this joke is very slighted against liberals, however, I'm not gonna bother trying to fix it - it's funny regardless; enjoy!
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Jesse Jackson dies and goes to Hell. He starts talking to the devil, who tells him that Hell is completely full right now, but jackson definitely should be there.
"I'll show you 3 different rooms with people suffering. You'll have to choose one room to spend in eternity and I'll let that person go to heaven."
Satan opens the first door. Ted Kennedy is jumping off of a diving board, swimming to the bottom of the pool, coming up, getting out and getting on the diving board and repeating the process.
"That won't work," says Jackson. "I hate swimming."
"Alright," says Satan, "try room number 2."
He opens the door. Inside is Al Gore. Over and over again he lifts a sledge hammer over his head and swings down, smashing a large rock.
"This wont' do either," says Jackson. "I've got a bum shoulder and there's no way I can do this for eternity."
"Alright, room number 3 awaits," says the Devil. He opens the 3rd door.
Inside in Bill Clinton, naked and strapped spread eagle on a large bed. Monica Lewinski is there, busy doing what she does best.
"Hey, that's not that bad! I can do that for the rest of eternity!" says Jackson.
"So be it," says Satan. "Monica - you're free to go!"
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Jesse Jackson dies and goes to Hell. He starts talking to the devil, who tells him that Hell is completely full right now, but jackson definitely should be there.
"I'll show you 3 different rooms with people suffering. You'll have to choose one room to spend in eternity and I'll let that person go to heaven."
Satan opens the first door. Ted Kennedy is jumping off of a diving board, swimming to the bottom of the pool, coming up, getting out and getting on the diving board and repeating the process.
"That won't work," says Jackson. "I hate swimming."
"Alright," says Satan, "try room number 2."
He opens the door. Inside is Al Gore. Over and over again he lifts a sledge hammer over his head and swings down, smashing a large rock.
"This wont' do either," says Jackson. "I've got a bum shoulder and there's no way I can do this for eternity."
"Alright, room number 3 awaits," says the Devil. He opens the 3rd door.
Inside in Bill Clinton, naked and strapped spread eagle on a large bed. Monica Lewinski is there, busy doing what she does best.
"Hey, that's not that bad! I can do that for the rest of eternity!" says Jackson.
"So be it," says Satan. "Monica - you're free to go!"