Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator

[BobtheCkroach]

This is hilarious.

http://www.mangydog.com/games/drphil.php

My favorite so far is "You don't need lesions on your knee to pluck your pubes" :rofl:

[Mad Fox]

hilarious

[Caged Anger]

"You don't need anyone or anything to make a delicious fondue."

:D

[Siron Ex]

"You don't need to work out to learn how to make a sandwich."

:rofl:

[rancid monkey]

"You dont need toenail clippings to laminate your shirt."

"You don't need shingles to think for yourself."

"You don't need brainpower to headbutt a priest."

I could spend hours- no DAYS on this thing!

[NastyDawg]

LOL, nice find Bob

[(Villains) Fragjunky]

"You don't need an asthma attack to steal your neighbor's porn"
OMG this is soooo funny!